I've decided to use this space to store the insufferable crap that my limp dick of a creative mind dribbles forth. That is, when I'm not suffering from my typical paucity of ideas or things to share.

You see, from time to time I get this bug up my ass to write something. Usually, this occurs just after I've read something that a) I really enjoyed, or b) gave me fits.

It's kind of like when one of your friends starts screwing some beastly woman, and you find yourself wondering how good she is in the sack. Hence, seeing it done seems to give credibility to the unlikely notion that it might be fun.

And it gives me something else to do that isn't chronic masturbation.

Disclaimed

What you read here is entirely false, except for the parts that are either mean or embarrassing.

Those parts will probably be true.